Alien Ant Colony

Washington DC from space

Popular Science has gotten their hands on some amazing satellite photography of yesterday’s inauguration on the National Mall. The amount of people and the crowds formed and grouped looks indistinguishable from a colony of ants coming though the cracks of a sidewalk. The sidewalk in this case also having a miniature sundial shaped like the Washington Monument and the White House.

If the imagery and resolution of the ground wasn’t amazing enough [at a 19.6inch ground resolution], one commenter points out:

If you look at the full size image, you can actually see another satellite in the top left corner.

That’s some depth of field!

Glad We're Coming To Our Senses

Happy to see that law enforcement can still be level headed on occasion. From The Register on the case of the 3 cell phone buying entrepreneurs1 come terrorists:

The FBI said Monday that it had no information to indicate that the men in custody had any ties to terrorist organisations, the Associated Press reports. Nevertheless, the local police and prosecutors seem persuaded that they’ve foiled a dastardly plot, and appear prepared, for now, to go through with the prosecutions.

Wait, what?

1 Oh come on, you know you’d be the first to set up an eBay store if you found out this scheme could be profitable!

The Best Interview Ever!

No, I’m not talking about the Dateline interview with Britney Spears.

And its not the Jay Leno show where he booked Ann Coulter and George Carlin back to back.

Westmoreland

Its my new (again) hero Stephen Colbert interviewing the Congressman from the Georgia 8th District Lynn Westmoreland. He’s the man that co-sposored a bill to display the 10 Commandments in Congress, and when put on the spot by Stephen he can’t name more then 3 of them! As usual crooks and liars has the video. Its a must watch.

So take 5 minutes out of your day, regardless of your political leaning, and have a laugh (or maybe a good cry).

New Jersey: Place Slogan Here?

Sometimes it takes so little to make me laugh.

$260,000 sunk into a state slogan —tossed.

Elaborate contest where you too can write the new state motto takes place and a new motto found.

But wait just a second!

N.J. Scraps New Slogan; It’s Been Used

TRENTON, N.J. — New Jersey officials had said the new state slogan — “Come See for Yourself” — would highlight the Garden State’s true beauty.

But it turns out that at least one other state already had the same idea.

State tourism officials say they have canned the slogan because some states, including West Virginia, have used it in the past.

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UPDATE Fark is on the case

Freedom Fries: the Sequel

Reuters via MSNBC: Iran renames Danish pastries after prophet
“Roses of the Prophet Muhammad” is latest salvo in caricature protest

Updated: 2:52 p.m. ET Feb. 14, 2006

TEHRAN, Iran – Not content with pelting European embassies with Molotov cocktails to protest against cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad, Iranians have decided to rename the “Danish pastries” relished by this nation of cake lovers.

From now on, the sweet, flaky pastries which dominate the shelves in Iran's cake shops will be known as “Roses of the Prophet Muhammad,” the official IRNA news agency reported as pressure on Denmark over the cartoons took on a new dimension.

“No one is allowed to make fun of our beloved and respected prophet,” Hassan Nasserzadeh, a cake shop owner in central Tehran, told Reuters.

The pastries are baked every day and are not imported or subject to any boycott of Danish goods imposed over the cartoons.

The Iranian move had echoes of the verbal food fight set off by restaurants in the U.S. House of Representatives, which renamed “French fries” and “French toast” served at the Capitol as “Freedom fries” and “Freedom toast” after France refused to back the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq in 2003.

With A Name Like Patriot Act How Can You Be Against It?

Some interesting discussion in a few places on the renewal of the Patriot Act, what kind of reviews have gone into the various parts, what non-terrorism related bills are being attached to it, and other general inside baseball stuff.

In the post A REASON TO VOTE AGAINST THE PATRIOT ACT EXTENSION Instapundit offers up this quote from the Washington Times on mission creep

A conference report by Senate and House negotiators to extend for four years provisions of the USA Patriot Act includes a comprehensive anti-methamphetamine package restricting the sale of products containing ingredients needed to cook the drug and providing new tools to police and prosecutors to combat dealers.

Sens. Jim Talent, Missouri Republican, and Dianne Feinstein, California Democrat, said the Combat Meth Act—together with anti-meth measures championed in the House—were included in the Reauthorization Conference Report filed Thursday.

... and offers his own take:

Okay, see, the problem with this is that it has nothing to do with terrorism. Putting it in the Patriot Act just reinforces my fears—present since the beginning—that this had more to do with finding an excuse to enact bureaucratic wishlists into law than with protecting us from terrorism. And Feinstein’s presence, alas, indicates that the Democrats are just as bad as the Republicans on this. Nonetheless, this is a dumb idea, it undercuts the entire rationale for the Patriot Act, and it’s a reason to be suspicious of the whole renewal enterprise.

And my inbox has been buzzing with messages from Declan McCullagh’s Politech list including Sen. Patrick Leahy’s support for extending the sunset timeline by 3 months, and his own latest piece on News.com

The Bush administration and congressional Republicans spent last week arguing that speedy approval of the larded-up “conference report” (click for PDF) was necessary to keep America safe. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said, “I urge both houses of Congress to act promptly to pass this critical piece of legislation.”

But what Gonzales didn’t say was that the conference report has become a political version of a Christmas tree: It’s ornamented with dozens of senators’ pet projects. The result is a structure so weighty with irrelevant amendments it’s nearly twice the size of the original Patriot Act.

He goes on to list some of the more bazaar changes as well as what really hasn't changed much.

Finally, theres this good writeup from the Nation (via Yahoo!) centered around Russ Feingold but covering some of the process and changes in the bill between the full congress and the recent conference report.

Photoshop and the Intorweb Don't Mix

In the middle of a local political battle comes Why Photoshop hack jobs and the internet don’t mix – reason #392729.

From Politics NJ comes this little episode of an old campaign trail photo taken from the Howard Dean Presidential campaign and carefully (sort of) caressed into an image for the Bret Schundler for Governor of NJ website.

Yeah yeah, anyone looking at that 2nd image can see its been faked (at least the superimposition of Schundler into the front of the crowd) but wouldn’t it be smart to not have grabbed the source crowd from something that could fairly easily be traced back to a recent campaign from the opposing party?

Also covered in this NorthJersey.com story.

Because Diablo Means Devil

Hot off the AP wires via Sploid comes this tidbit of political [religiously?] correct Newspeak out in California. Religious Man Wants to Rename Mt. Diablo:

“Words have power, and when you start mentioning words that come from the dark side, evil thrives,” Mijares told the Contra Costa Times. “When I take boys camping on the mountain, I don’t even like to say its name. I have to explain what the name means. Why should we have a main feature of our community that celebrates the devil?”

What other words should we scratch from the English language?